I have compiled some quotables from Cincinnati's own Bill Cunningham.
However, there must be some readers who could care less about some 'small town talker.' (Hey, I take offense to that!!)
But by (not so popular demand), I am linking to Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom.
These clips were aired on The Late Show with David Letterman during the 2002-03 season.
Here are some of the best:
"I've had a vasectomy, and I've had it reversed!"
"I want to be Miss America."
"From this point forward, I want you to start living a a gay woman."
"You say another word, I'm gonna fine you $10,000 a word."
"I want you to make two separate trips to the cemetery."
"Call your wife a bitch."
"Jay Leno is one of my favorites."
"Just wanted to let you all know, I'm insane."
That (and more) is Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom!
Sunday, September 25, 2005
A rough weekend of sorts in sports...
For me, the sports fan, this weekend has been rough, not only because I have the flu,* but also some of my favorite teams lost.
- The St. Louis Cardinals dropped 4 of their last 6 games, to basement and near-basement teams like the Reds and Brewers... but then again, they did clinch the NL Central Championship a week ago. Pujols is still at 39 homers, but that may change before they close Busch for its final regular season.
- The Michigan Wolverines lost a good battle against Wisconsin at Camp Randall Stadium Satdurday night, 20-23. This was both their Big Ten and road opener of the season - the Wolverines have had a 'djoyyu' record in the past decade when it comes to road openers. But as I usually do, here at the offices of The Allen Company, I am optimistic that the maize and blue will do fine this season, especially against the Columbus Nuts.
- The Elder Panthers, a favorite HS team of mine, are 2-3, having lost their third so far to LaSalle and Tyler Sheehan** 20-40. And my old school, Princeton, is now 1-4. You can count the Vikes out, but I have a feeling that the Panthers will also be looking in from the outside after their meeting with the #1 Bombers of St. X.
BUT... not all was misery.
The Bengals overpowered the Bears today at Soldier Field 24-7. Expect Marvin, Chad, and Carson to have some smooth sailing into the middle of the season, where it could get rough against the more powerful like Pittsburgh and Indianapolis. But things do look good so far! 3-0!
The Colts, whom I will see play Ben and Pittsburgh on a Monday night in November, are also 3 for 3 after a meeting with Cleveland at the Dome, 13-6. The Steelers and Patriots, however, now are both at 2-1, after the Steelers' loss to New England at Heinz Field, 23-20. Adam Viniateri and my distant cousin Tom Brady got it done tonight after the upset by Carolina last week.
Finally, appropriate comments are encouraged. So if you have something normal, honest, decent, and even critical to say, go for it!
* This must be one of the perks to not being employed right now!
** I'm sure Tyler's mother isn't a loudmouth camera whore.
- The St. Louis Cardinals dropped 4 of their last 6 games, to basement and near-basement teams like the Reds and Brewers... but then again, they did clinch the NL Central Championship a week ago. Pujols is still at 39 homers, but that may change before they close Busch for its final regular season.
- The Michigan Wolverines lost a good battle against Wisconsin at Camp Randall Stadium Satdurday night, 20-23. This was both their Big Ten and road opener of the season - the Wolverines have had a 'djoyyu' record in the past decade when it comes to road openers. But as I usually do, here at the offices of The Allen Company, I am optimistic that the maize and blue will do fine this season, especially against the Columbus Nuts.
- The Elder Panthers, a favorite HS team of mine, are 2-3, having lost their third so far to LaSalle and Tyler Sheehan** 20-40. And my old school, Princeton, is now 1-4. You can count the Vikes out, but I have a feeling that the Panthers will also be looking in from the outside after their meeting with the #1 Bombers of St. X.
BUT... not all was misery.
The Bengals overpowered the Bears today at Soldier Field 24-7. Expect Marvin, Chad, and Carson to have some smooth sailing into the middle of the season, where it could get rough against the more powerful like Pittsburgh and Indianapolis. But things do look good so far! 3-0!
The Colts, whom I will see play Ben and Pittsburgh on a Monday night in November, are also 3 for 3 after a meeting with Cleveland at the Dome, 13-6. The Steelers and Patriots, however, now are both at 2-1, after the Steelers' loss to New England at Heinz Field, 23-20. Adam Viniateri and my distant cousin Tom Brady got it done tonight after the upset by Carolina last week.
Finally, appropriate comments are encouraged. So if you have something normal, honest, decent, and even critical to say, go for it!
* This must be one of the perks to not being employed right now!
** I'm sure Tyler's mother isn't a loudmouth camera whore.
Friday, September 23, 2005
Positivly Kentucy!
This is a screenshot of Champion Windows' latest commercial. The picture was taken either Wednesday or Thursday. As of today, it was still on the air, uncorrectd.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Kings Island announces Nickelodeon Universe for 2006
After 5 years of winning the award for best kids area, Kings Island is going to revamp its children's area to an even bigger, better one...
While this means good-bye to Hanna-Barbera Land and its characters after almost 35 years (except for Scooby-Doo and the Haunted Mansion,) its something for the new generation that has better grown with SpongeBob, the Rugrats, Dora, Jimmy Neutron, Blue's Clues, and the Wild Thornberrys.
KINGS ISLAND, Ohio– Paramount’s Kings Island, long ranked as offering the “Best Kid’s Area in the World,” Amusement Today Golden Ticket award winner 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005, is excited to premiere the most elaborate collection of Nickelodeon-inspired rides and attractions in the world opening in the Spring of 2006. Nick Universe includes a total of 18 rides and attractions bringing to life Nickelodeon’s most popular character celebrities and adventures including Avatar™, The Backyardigans™, Blue’s Clues™, Danny Phantom™, Dora the Explorer™, The Fairly OddParents™, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius™, LazyTown™, Little Bill™, The Rugrats™, SpongeBob SquarePants™, and The Wild Thornberrys™.
The largest Nickelodeon area in the world boasts six all-new attractions including:
Thrill-seeking families take a whirlwind ride with Avatar on this first-of-its kind family roller coaster.
Kids can enjoy a free-fall ride in the hopes to escape the menacing wrath of Plankton, SpongeBob SquarePants’ nemesis.
Families fly with Danny Phantom as they spin through the air like a superhero.
All aboard Azul™ the train! – Passengers join Dora the Explorer and Boots™ on a storybook train ride adventure.
Kids join Blue for a jumping journey around her house.
Guests enter the adventures of Bikini Bottom through a pineapple under the sea to experience SpongeBob SquarePants’ underwater world.
Nick Universe also features two new neighborhoods containing a variety of Dora the Explorer and SpongeBob SquarePants - inspired rides and attractions. In addition, this area has new dining, shopping and celebrity encounters with kids’ favorite Nickelodeon stars.
“Thanks to our incredible partnership with Nickelodeon, we are creating the next level of family entertainment. We are excited to offer a collection of new attractions that parents and kids can enjoy together, in conjunction with new family-friendly amenities such as spacious shaded walkways and additional shaded seating,” said Craig Ross executive vice president and general manager for Paramount’s Kings Island. “The Nickelodeon Universe area and attraction detail, along with other new 2006 attraction information, will be announced after the conclusion of our long anticipated WinterFest holiday event.”
While this means good-bye to Hanna-Barbera Land and its characters after almost 35 years (except for Scooby-Doo and the Haunted Mansion,) its something for the new generation that has better grown with SpongeBob, the Rugrats, Dora, Jimmy Neutron, Blue's Clues, and the Wild Thornberrys.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Trip Report: Michigan Football - U-M vs. E.M.U. , 9/17
Word of wisdom: Not all Ohioans are Buckeye fans. I am one of such people who love the maize and blue. Therefore, Ohio State fans are strongly discouraged from commenting.
I had followed Michigan football for over a decade, through all the great teams and players, and some of the less noteworthy since the mid-90s. I have seen local high school football, at famed places like the Pit at Elder HS, and even the state finals in Canton. I've gone to NFL games at Paul Brown and RCA. I've seen the college game at Nippert, Yager, and Ohio Stadium. But to me, I haven't reached the top of the football venue list.
Until this past Saturday.
I sat in section 24, row 18. I don't think I've ever gotten Bearcat football ticket seats this good! Of all places, the BIG HOUSE! This is the largest football stadium, with a seating capacity of over 107,000. The announced crowd exceeded 109,000. Nobody... NO NFL team, not Ohio State, not Penn State, not even Tennessee... is bigger! I've always said that bigger isn't always better, but damn, this was great!!
I'm sure everyone is familiar with the Michigan Wolverines. They defeated Northern Illinois at home for the first week, but lost hard to Charlie Weis' Notre Dame team the next week, so their chances to appear in the national championship, the Rose Bowl, are up in the air.
Eastern Michigan, like the University of Michigan, is located in Ypsilanti County, just a 10 minute or so drive from each other. Their first game was Cincinnati, in their debut game as a Big East member. EMU is a member of the MAC (mid-Atlantic) conference, like Miami (Oxford, OH), Bowling Green and Ball State... MAC is a tier-3 type of conference, Big East could be tier-2, and Big Ten (Michigan, Ohio State, MSU, Purdue, etc.) are tier-1, like the ACC or SEC.
The fact that EMU's close loss to UC (26-28) and nowhere near close loss to UM (0-55) say something about the schools.... Math-wise. Michigan > Cincinnati > Eastern Michigan.
The season is young. The Big Ten can be tough, so Michigan won't have an easy season, especially against Ohio State. Eastern Michigan is in MAC, so they might be decent in conference play. Cincinnati: don't be celebrating just yet the entry into the Big East, especially with Louisville and Brian Brohm...
Now back to Ann Arbor. There were several touchdowns. The band played 'The Victors' very often. Halftime was very entertaining, with a "Monty Python/Big 10" theme for UM's halftime show.
My review of some of the facilities:
- The stadium is served by a single concourse, that is, however, outside of the structure and is a large asphalt midway that encircles the stadium.
- The main concourse is located at the 73rd row. My seat was on the 18th. It was pretty impressive for Yost and architects to do in the mid 1920s, but a good hike for folks like me.
- Considering that there are almost 110,000 fans per game, parking is at a premium. Some of the closest lots charge $30 or $40 per vehicle. (Some parking facilities, like the UM Golf Course, may be unavailable due to poor weather conditions at times.) However, think of the money homeowners/renters (especially students), as well as the nearby Pioneer High School, all make!
- I parked in Downtown Ann Arbor, and my parking was less than $6, but it was a long hike. There are also shuttles available from area garages and hotels.
- There are many concession stands, not only underneath the stands, but outside the perimeter in tents.
- The M-Den has 3 trailers that sell fan gear and merchandise. I spent time in there. There was a line to enter, but it was minimal.
- The restrooms are OK, most mens rooms had waterfalls for men to urinate at. Sit-downs were however, located in stalls with doors (nothing unusual here). At peak times, inadequate, especially with women. There are portable toilets outside the stadium perimeter (which I try hard not to use when nearby permanent facilities are present).
There are plans, maybe as early as next year, to renovate Michigan Stadium. These include: premium seating areas, including some enclosed seating at both endzones, a new pressbox, and additional permanent restroom facilities, especially for women.
In short, there are better (and far worse) stadiums out there. The atmosphere sets this one far apart!
I had followed Michigan football for over a decade, through all the great teams and players, and some of the less noteworthy since the mid-90s. I have seen local high school football, at famed places like the Pit at Elder HS, and even the state finals in Canton. I've gone to NFL games at Paul Brown and RCA. I've seen the college game at Nippert, Yager, and Ohio Stadium. But to me, I haven't reached the top of the football venue list.
Until this past Saturday.
I sat in section 24, row 18. I don't think I've ever gotten Bearcat football ticket seats this good! Of all places, the BIG HOUSE! This is the largest football stadium, with a seating capacity of over 107,000. The announced crowd exceeded 109,000. Nobody... NO NFL team, not Ohio State, not Penn State, not even Tennessee... is bigger! I've always said that bigger isn't always better, but damn, this was great!!
I'm sure everyone is familiar with the Michigan Wolverines. They defeated Northern Illinois at home for the first week, but lost hard to Charlie Weis' Notre Dame team the next week, so their chances to appear in the national championship, the Rose Bowl, are up in the air.
Eastern Michigan, like the University of Michigan, is located in Ypsilanti County, just a 10 minute or so drive from each other. Their first game was Cincinnati, in their debut game as a Big East member. EMU is a member of the MAC (mid-Atlantic) conference, like Miami (Oxford, OH), Bowling Green and Ball State... MAC is a tier-3 type of conference, Big East could be tier-2, and Big Ten (Michigan, Ohio State, MSU, Purdue, etc.) are tier-1, like the ACC or SEC.
The fact that EMU's close loss to UC (26-28) and nowhere near close loss to UM (0-55) say something about the schools.... Math-wise. Michigan > Cincinnati > Eastern Michigan.
The season is young. The Big Ten can be tough, so Michigan won't have an easy season, especially against Ohio State. Eastern Michigan is in MAC, so they might be decent in conference play. Cincinnati: don't be celebrating just yet the entry into the Big East, especially with Louisville and Brian Brohm...
Now back to Ann Arbor. There were several touchdowns. The band played 'The Victors' very often. Halftime was very entertaining, with a "Monty Python/Big 10" theme for UM's halftime show.
My review of some of the facilities:
- The stadium is served by a single concourse, that is, however, outside of the structure and is a large asphalt midway that encircles the stadium.
- The main concourse is located at the 73rd row. My seat was on the 18th. It was pretty impressive for Yost and architects to do in the mid 1920s, but a good hike for folks like me.
- Considering that there are almost 110,000 fans per game, parking is at a premium. Some of the closest lots charge $30 or $40 per vehicle. (Some parking facilities, like the UM Golf Course, may be unavailable due to poor weather conditions at times.) However, think of the money homeowners/renters (especially students), as well as the nearby Pioneer High School, all make!
- I parked in Downtown Ann Arbor, and my parking was less than $6, but it was a long hike. There are also shuttles available from area garages and hotels.
- There are many concession stands, not only underneath the stands, but outside the perimeter in tents.
- The M-Den has 3 trailers that sell fan gear and merchandise. I spent time in there. There was a line to enter, but it was minimal.
- The restrooms are OK, most mens rooms had waterfalls for men to urinate at. Sit-downs were however, located in stalls with doors (nothing unusual here). At peak times, inadequate, especially with women. There are portable toilets outside the stadium perimeter (which I try hard not to use when nearby permanent facilities are present).
There are plans, maybe as early as next year, to renovate Michigan Stadium. These include: premium seating areas, including some enclosed seating at both endzones, a new pressbox, and additional permanent restroom facilities, especially for women.
In short, there are better (and far worse) stadiums out there. The atmosphere sets this one far apart!
Trip Report: Cedar Point 9/16
This was my first time going to Cedar Point on a Bonus Weekend, as well as a fall Friday, so it was weird seeing some of my favorite rides closed, like Gemini, Sky Ride, and Space Spiral, but it wasn't bad at all. The short staffing (mainly due to college students who commute to Sandusky that night) was alotted for the more popular rides. I arrived just after opening time, 6pm, but missed the Joe Cool ERT on Millennium Force, but that was not too much an issue, knowing the light crowds that night.
I started at Magnum XL-200 (2 trains), and did 2 rides, one in front, and another in back. The final bunny hops that are loaded with airtime are handled differently. If you ride in 1-2 or 1-3, the air is more severe ejector-style, but in back, the air is more gradual-floating style.
Top Thrill Dragster was closed for maintenance issues that may keep it closed for remainder of 2005, and Corkscrew was not on the open rides list. So it was Power Tower, which only ran 2 towers, one of each up and down launches. I waited a bit more to do the down shot.
Next was Blue Streak (one train), once in very front, and another time near front. Again, this is a surprisingly smooth, air-filled wood coaster, even after the 'restraint neutering.'
Raptor (2 trains) was a walk-on, except for front seat, which I waited for my fourth time. This is truly a B&M masterpiece.
In place of TTD, CP opened Wicked Twister. The last couple years, I had problems fitting in the restraints, and had my doubts. But this time? Two rides! One near front, another near back! To me, the best part is reaching the pinnacle of the twisting towers, but I still prefer the classic out and back coasters... But what a relief to finally get on an Intamin OTSR inverted again!
I had read on CedarPoint.com that they kept a door to the Coliseum Ballroom unlocked, and believe it or not, they were truthful, as I got the chance to go in, take some pictures, and play one of those songs from the Xanadu soundtrack on my iPod. This is a very beautiful structure, with Art Deco interior, and should be kept for decades to come, even after Cedar Point gives up on coasters (hopefully never). After that, I checked out the Big Johnsonville Big Taste Grill, and got a brat, chips, and drink for $4, a great deal considering park food, especially CP.
Then out of the 1930s and into the 2000s... with Millennium Force. Another tandem, one near front, another near back. I admit it is not my favorite CP coaster, but definitely one of the best! The airtime is more floater type, and MF was the longest wait of the night because... it is so popular, folks.
WildCat and Iron Dragon (2 trains)were both available, so I did those twice as well. Iron Dragon is a more of a relaxing ride, so it is great for the bigger yet weary coaster riders to start with. WildCat, however, is one of the best miniature compact steel coasters around (A. Schwarzkopf design, so no surprise here). A little air, very fast yet smooth, and no braking until the end! I did both of them, twice each.
It was closer to midnight, so another try on Power Tower (up,) then back to Magnum for 4 more rides. I have to say it's a tie for Gemini and Magnum for favorite CP coaster. After they booted me off 'Maggie' for the last time, it was off to my hotel in Milan on 250 near the Turnpike, which I picked as I needed to get to Ann Arbor, MI for the cornerstone of my trip.
I saw Jim (from Philadelphia?) there, so here's a shout-out to him.
I started at Magnum XL-200 (2 trains), and did 2 rides, one in front, and another in back. The final bunny hops that are loaded with airtime are handled differently. If you ride in 1-2 or 1-3, the air is more severe ejector-style, but in back, the air is more gradual-floating style.
Top Thrill Dragster was closed for maintenance issues that may keep it closed for remainder of 2005, and Corkscrew was not on the open rides list. So it was Power Tower, which only ran 2 towers, one of each up and down launches. I waited a bit more to do the down shot.
Next was Blue Streak (one train), once in very front, and another time near front. Again, this is a surprisingly smooth, air-filled wood coaster, even after the 'restraint neutering.'
Raptor (2 trains) was a walk-on, except for front seat, which I waited for my fourth time. This is truly a B&M masterpiece.
In place of TTD, CP opened Wicked Twister. The last couple years, I had problems fitting in the restraints, and had my doubts. But this time? Two rides! One near front, another near back! To me, the best part is reaching the pinnacle of the twisting towers, but I still prefer the classic out and back coasters... But what a relief to finally get on an Intamin OTSR inverted again!
I had read on CedarPoint.com that they kept a door to the Coliseum Ballroom unlocked, and believe it or not, they were truthful, as I got the chance to go in, take some pictures, and play one of those songs from the Xanadu soundtrack on my iPod. This is a very beautiful structure, with Art Deco interior, and should be kept for decades to come, even after Cedar Point gives up on coasters (hopefully never). After that, I checked out the Big Johnsonville Big Taste Grill, and got a brat, chips, and drink for $4, a great deal considering park food, especially CP.
Then out of the 1930s and into the 2000s... with Millennium Force. Another tandem, one near front, another near back. I admit it is not my favorite CP coaster, but definitely one of the best! The airtime is more floater type, and MF was the longest wait of the night because... it is so popular, folks.
WildCat and Iron Dragon (2 trains)were both available, so I did those twice as well. Iron Dragon is a more of a relaxing ride, so it is great for the bigger yet weary coaster riders to start with. WildCat, however, is one of the best miniature compact steel coasters around (A. Schwarzkopf design, so no surprise here). A little air, very fast yet smooth, and no braking until the end! I did both of them, twice each.
It was closer to midnight, so another try on Power Tower (up,) then back to Magnum for 4 more rides. I have to say it's a tie for Gemini and Magnum for favorite CP coaster. After they booted me off 'Maggie' for the last time, it was off to my hotel in Milan on 250 near the Turnpike, which I picked as I needed to get to Ann Arbor, MI for the cornerstone of my trip.
I saw Jim (from Philadelphia?) there, so here's a shout-out to him.
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Busch Stadium to be wrecked, not imploded.
The (historic*) Busch Stadium, AAblog has learned, will be torn down using conventional methods, like wrecking ball, rather than taken down quickly with dynamite. Unlike stadiums in Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Seattle, and Cincinnati, Busch is surrounded by buildings in the heart of the central business district.
Conventional wrecking techniques to be used in Busch demolition
* Most post WWII buildings, although very important to contributing to our history, just like any structure built before then, yet given protection status, are not considered historic enough....
Done with ranting. I'm sure the new Busch Stadium will be a great baseball facility.
Conventional wrecking techniques to be used in Busch demolition
* Most post WWII buildings, although very important to contributing to our history, just like any structure built before then, yet given protection status, are not considered historic enough....
Done with ranting. I'm sure the new Busch Stadium will be a great baseball facility.
My latest tour: brief review.
Friday, September 16
Cedar Point, Sandusky, OH - Bonus Weekend, select (most popular) rides were open.
Saturday, September 17
College Football, Ann Arbor, MI - Michigan Wolverines vs. Eastern Michigan Eagles. The maize and blue scored 55 points. The green team scored... a good deal of money for playing U-M.
Geauga Lake, Aurora, OH - Oktoberfest was in session. I couldn't make it to 'Oktoberfest Zinzinnati,' so the version with several large roller coasters and beer sliding games unerneath the monorail made do. Geauga Lake may be underrated as an amusement park.
Sunday, September 18
Downtown Cleveland, OH - A lifelong Ohioan (me) finally visits its biggest city,* takes a ride on the rapid transit system (Ohio has one?!) and visits his fourth MLB baseball stadium.
I was to return to Cedar Point, but I can't resist seeing Cleveland and Jacobs Field. Indians beat Kansas City 11-0.
* As a metropolitan area, it is largest. But Columbus is actually the most populated single city, but falls behind Cleveland and Cincinnati in metro population.
I will have longer Trip Reports as time goes on... I am literally about to fall asleep!!!!
Cedar Point, Sandusky, OH - Bonus Weekend, select (most popular) rides were open.
Saturday, September 17
College Football, Ann Arbor, MI - Michigan Wolverines vs. Eastern Michigan Eagles. The maize and blue scored 55 points. The green team scored... a good deal of money for playing U-M.
Geauga Lake, Aurora, OH - Oktoberfest was in session. I couldn't make it to 'Oktoberfest Zinzinnati,' so the version with several large roller coasters and beer sliding games unerneath the monorail made do. Geauga Lake may be underrated as an amusement park.
Sunday, September 18
Downtown Cleveland, OH - A lifelong Ohioan (me) finally visits its biggest city,* takes a ride on the rapid transit system (Ohio has one?!) and visits his fourth MLB baseball stadium.
I was to return to Cedar Point, but I can't resist seeing Cleveland and Jacobs Field. Indians beat Kansas City 11-0.
* As a metropolitan area, it is largest. But Columbus is actually the most populated single city, but falls behind Cleveland and Cincinnati in metro population.
I will have longer Trip Reports as time goes on... I am literally about to fall asleep!!!!
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Willie's Words of Wisdom
And of course, some comedy! From the Bill Cunningham Show on 700 WLW-AM Cincinnati:
"I like gay love."
"You need to keep your powder dry."
"Will you love me, and I'll love you."
"Yeah!"
"What time is Xavier playing?"
"What is the purpose of football?"
"I wear Mickey Mouse pajamas to bed every night!"
"So if you vote for Bush this year, you're in allegiance with crack cocaine heads."
"Aw, the hell with you."
"That is a bunch of crap!"
"You can take me to bed every night, and wake up with me every morning."
"Because I suck up to Republicans, I get the goodies."
"You could spank me on my hiney, and I would enjoy it!"
"SORRY!!!"
"I'd say 'Slap it on me!'"
"Ronald Reagan is a crackhead."
"Please vote for Paul Hackett."
"Piano player in a New Orleans whorehouse"
"Now you do me!"
"Let's get it on! Let's get it on! Let's do it now! Let'd do it now!"
"Know your role, and shut your mouth!"
"Just when you think it's over you get sucked back in."
"It's clear as chocolate milk."
"I'm temporarily insane."
"Football, I think, is fascinating."
"I'm stupid."
"I'm stupid about a bunch of things."
"Of course, I had at one time in my life, an 11-year-old boy."
"George Bush is a liar!"
"God knows that I'm stupid."
"Give it to me baby! Give it to me hard!"
"Give me some of that Seg rump roast! I need the Seg rump roast! And Seg and I could become gay!"
"If you want to get closer to God, smoke pot!"
"You can hold people to a racial standard."
"I AM IGNORANT!"
"Yeah."
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, ha ha ha!" (after beating Brad Johansen in a basketball contest at his alma mater, Deer Park High School)
"What?!"
"And I want to show you love later by beating the hell out of you."
"I'm gonna see Jeff Henderson naked!"
"And I want to beat you! May I beat you, Seg?"
"I am very objective. I go right down the middle. You'll never see me expressing a subjective viewpoint whatsoever. When you hear it from me, you know it's the truth."
"Jesus Christ, get your hands out of your pants!"
"I'm not a person with a lot of definitive opinions on things."
"I'm making it public. I love Danny, I love Jeff Henderson."
"I was addicted to cocaine!"
"Sexual orgies relieve social tensions, and ought to be encouraged."
"Bill Cunningham is a conservative. I am NOT a Republican!"
"Bill Cunningham is a lesbian!"
"Bill Cunningham can't find his skinny white butt with both hands!"
"If I go down, you go down with me!"
"I like gay love.""You need to keep your powder dry."
"Will you love me, and I'll love you."
"Yeah!"
"What time is Xavier playing?"
"What is the purpose of football?"
"I wear Mickey Mouse pajamas to bed every night!"
"So if you vote for Bush this year, you're in allegiance with crack cocaine heads."
"Aw, the hell with you."
"That is a bunch of crap!"
"You can take me to bed every night, and wake up with me every morning."
"Because I suck up to Republicans, I get the goodies."
"You could spank me on my hiney, and I would enjoy it!"
"SORRY!!!"
"I'd say 'Slap it on me!'"
"Ronald Reagan is a crackhead."
"Please vote for Paul Hackett."
"Piano player in a New Orleans whorehouse"
"Now you do me!"
"Let's get it on! Let's get it on! Let's do it now! Let'd do it now!"
"Know your role, and shut your mouth!"
"Just when you think it's over you get sucked back in."
"It's clear as chocolate milk."
"I'm temporarily insane."
"Football, I think, is fascinating."
"I'm stupid."
"I'm stupid about a bunch of things."
"Of course, I had at one time in my life, an 11-year-old boy."
"George Bush is a liar!"
"God knows that I'm stupid."
"Give it to me baby! Give it to me hard!"
"Give me some of that Seg rump roast! I need the Seg rump roast! And Seg and I could become gay!"
"If you want to get closer to God, smoke pot!"
"You can hold people to a racial standard."
"I AM IGNORANT!"
"Yeah."
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, ha ha ha!" (after beating Brad Johansen in a basketball contest at his alma mater, Deer Park High School)
"What?!"
"And I want to show you love later by beating the hell out of you."
"I'm gonna see Jeff Henderson naked!"
"And I want to beat you! May I beat you, Seg?"
"I am very objective. I go right down the middle. You'll never see me expressing a subjective viewpoint whatsoever. When you hear it from me, you know it's the truth."
"Jesus Christ, get your hands out of your pants!"
"I'm not a person with a lot of definitive opinions on things."
"I'm making it public. I love Danny, I love Jeff Henderson."
"I was addicted to cocaine!"
"Sexual orgies relieve social tensions, and ought to be encouraged."
"Bill Cunningham is a conservative. I am NOT a Republican!"
"Bill Cunningham is a lesbian!"
"Bill Cunningham can't find his skinny white butt with both hands!"
"If I go down, you go down with me!"
Huggins Roast & Toast at U.S. Bank Arena!
http://www.usbankarena.com/event_data.php?event=00088
Wow! Willie, Huggins, great coaches, U.S. Bank Arena, $10 tickets? I'm definitely there!
Wow! Willie, Huggins, great coaches, U.S. Bank Arena, $10 tickets? I'm definitely there!
U.S. Bank Arena will be the site for “Thanks, Coach! A Toast and A Roast” honoring former University of Cincinnati Bearcats Men’s Basketball Coach Bob Huggins on Thursday, September 29 at 7:30 p.m.
Proceeds from the event will benefit the Emanuel Center and the Salvation Army Katrina Fund.
WLW radio personality Bill Cunningham has agreed to host the event. Confirmed speakers also include*:
• Tubby Smith – University of Kentucky Men’s Basketball Coach
• Rick Pitino - University of Louisville Men’s Basketball Coach
• John Calipari - University of Memphis Men’s Basketball Coach
• Bobby Lutz - University of Charlotte Men’s Basketball Coach
• Charlie Spoonhour – Broadcaster and Former Coach UNLV and SLU
• Other speakers may include current and alumni members of pro and college basketball programs from around the country. Former Huggins’ team players are also expected to attend. Additional speakers will be announced as they are confirmed
Tickets, at only $10,* go on sale Monday, September 19 at 10 a.m. at the U.S. Bank Arena box office, all Ticketmaster locations including select Kroger stores, online at (ticketmaster.com) or call 513-562-4949. If available, tickets will be sold at the door the night of the event.
A select number of premium floor tables are available through the corporate reservation number at 859-547-5321. Each table seats eight people and includes admission to a pre-event reception at U.S. Bank Arena’s 5th floor restaurant, All Access Bar & Grille.
The reception takes place 5:30 PM – 7:00 PM and includes hors d’oeuvres by Montgomery Inn and an opportunity to meet and greet some of college basketballs’ biggest names. Each table is available for $1000.
Presented by Fans of Bearcat Basketball
*Dates, times, prices, list of speakers subject to change*
Politics: It's Pepper vs. Mallory for Mayor.
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050914/NEWS01/509140355
The residents of the Queen City voted, and their top two choices finished almost equally. On top was councilman David Pepper (D), with 31 percent. In second place, also in 31 percent, but with about 500 less votes than Pepper, was Mark Mallory (D), state Senator.
In third place was Charlie Winburn (R), with around 21 percent. While being endorsed by conservative groups, as well as the Cincinnati FOP, Winburn could not match Pepper or Mallory.
Vice Mayor Alicia Reece (D) had some good showing with 15 percent. Pop singer Justin Jeffre (I) receieved 2 percent.
Even though Pepper and Mallory are Democrats, city conservatives are split among the two. Pete Witte of Price Hill is in support of Pepper, while some lean toward Mallory who has earned bi-partisan support in Columbus. On an Enquirer graphic, Pepper won districts on the eastern and western neighborhoods, who are largely white, like Pepper, while the more central districts, mainly black, chose their likeness in Mallory. Is it possible that Mallory will garner a wide amount of support, politically and racially, or will they prefer the young charisma of David Pepper, with great name recognition and positive reputation on council?
The residents of the Queen City voted, and their top two choices finished almost equally. On top was councilman David Pepper (D), with 31 percent. In second place, also in 31 percent, but with about 500 less votes than Pepper, was Mark Mallory (D), state Senator.
In third place was Charlie Winburn (R), with around 21 percent. While being endorsed by conservative groups, as well as the Cincinnati FOP, Winburn could not match Pepper or Mallory.
Vice Mayor Alicia Reece (D) had some good showing with 15 percent. Pop singer Justin Jeffre (I) receieved 2 percent.
Even though Pepper and Mallory are Democrats, city conservatives are split among the two. Pete Witte of Price Hill is in support of Pepper, while some lean toward Mallory who has earned bi-partisan support in Columbus. On an Enquirer graphic, Pepper won districts on the eastern and western neighborhoods, who are largely white, like Pepper, while the more central districts, mainly black, chose their likeness in Mallory. Is it possible that Mallory will garner a wide amount of support, politically and racially, or will they prefer the young charisma of David Pepper, with great name recognition and positive reputation on council?
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Politics: Cinti. Mayoral update
While I am a suburbanite (a damned one), I encourage all Cincinnati residents reading this to get out and vote, if they haven't already. The turnout is expected to be low, so be careful when you vote.
VOTE FOR ONE CANDIDATE, AND NO MORE THAN ONE CANDIDATE.
If you vote for more than one, NONE of your votes will count.
This is confusing because the two top vote-getters will be on the final November ballot, and the 2001 run-off had that problem.
This is, however, a non-partisan election. If you are a lifelong Democrat and Republican Charlie Winburn interests you, you can vote for him. Likewise if you are a young Republican, yet David Pepper, a Democrat, is your best candidate, you are in luck. There are a few independents, including Justin Jeffre.
I'm hoping that the next mayor (my choice: Winburn) will reverse the crime culture that has run rampant in the last several years, as well as the exodus of residents and businesses to suburbs and other regions. If Cincinnati is to succeed, it needs to be a common sense city that is truly diverse. A place where both conservatives and progressives feel comfortbale, and the sports fan and patron of the arts can both rave about a great city. Where race is solely a physical description, not a way of life. Home to a school system that will generate good contributors to society, and do a better job at reducing homelessness and poverty than any government of social service agency could.
VOTE FOR ONE CANDIDATE, AND NO MORE THAN ONE CANDIDATE.
If you vote for more than one, NONE of your votes will count.
This is confusing because the two top vote-getters will be on the final November ballot, and the 2001 run-off had that problem.
This is, however, a non-partisan election. If you are a lifelong Democrat and Republican Charlie Winburn interests you, you can vote for him. Likewise if you are a young Republican, yet David Pepper, a Democrat, is your best candidate, you are in luck. There are a few independents, including Justin Jeffre.
I'm hoping that the next mayor (my choice: Winburn) will reverse the crime culture that has run rampant in the last several years, as well as the exodus of residents and businesses to suburbs and other regions. If Cincinnati is to succeed, it needs to be a common sense city that is truly diverse. A place where both conservatives and progressives feel comfortbale, and the sports fan and patron of the arts can both rave about a great city. Where race is solely a physical description, not a way of life. Home to a school system that will generate good contributors to society, and do a better job at reducing homelessness and poverty than any government of social service agency could.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Politics: Cincinnati mayoral run-off Tuesday
For any readers in the City of Cincinnati, this is a reminder to go to the polls and vote for the man or woman of your choice to become the next mayor. The winner will have the tough task to reduce crime, improve the quality of life, attract new residents, new businesses, and again become the envy of the region.
While I am not endorsing him (or any other candidate at this point), the list includes Justin Jeffre, member of pop group 98 Degrees (pictured with friend and group member Nick Lachey, aka Mr. Jessica Simpson). This photo was taken in April at the Son of Beast station at Kings Island.
Again, by looking at the field of candidates, this election may be more important than the final election in November. The top two vote-getters will go on to the final ballot in November.
While I am not endorsing him (or any other candidate at this point), the list includes Justin Jeffre, member of pop group 98 Degrees (pictured with friend and group member Nick Lachey, aka Mr. Jessica Simpson). This photo was taken in April at the Son of Beast station at Kings Island.
Again, by looking at the field of candidates, this election may be more important than the final election in November. The top two vote-getters will go on to the final ballot in November.
Four years later...
The towers may be gone. The Pentagon may have been restored. The wreckage may have been cleared.
But many of us do not forget September 11, 2001.
God Bless America.
P.S. - Let's also remember Johnny Unitas, who died three years ago.
But many of us do not forget September 11, 2001.
God Bless America.
P.S. - Let's also remember Johnny Unitas, who died three years ago.
Coaster thrills still on this fall...
Schools are back in session, the tempertaures are going down, days are shorter, and slides and pools have been emptied.
This does not mean, however, that you have to wait until next year to enjoy your favorite coasters, thrill rides, and pleasure rides.
Paramount's Kings Island is closed to the public and season passholders on September weekends due to company buy-outs, which have been typical for decades. PKI however will reopen in October for FearFest on Friday and Saturday nights, and Nick-or-Treat on daylight hours Saturday and Sundays . Hours are: 5pm-Midnight on Fridays (excluding Sep. 30), 10am-Midnight on Saturdays, and 10am-8pm on Sundays.
And for those procastinators, the first weekend of November (5-6), the park will be open 10am-6pm (both Sat and Sun.)
However, if you can't wait until October, there are three places to get your thrills in on September weekends. Closest to Cincinnati is Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville, which has good coasters and thrill rides like Chang, Thunder Run, Greezed Lightnin', Twisted Twins, and more. Six Flags will be open to the public Saturdays and Sundays in September and October, and Fridays in October (also on Sep. 30)
If you seek even more, Cedar Point in Sandusky, OH is a great option. CP is open Friday evenings, as well as Saturdays and Sundays. A good time to go is this coming weekend (16-18), which is a "bonus weekend," in between the regular operating season, and HalloWeekends, which begins on the 23rd. On Fridays, some less popular rides may be closed (as some college student employees are commuting to Sandusky for the weekend) - but this makes for good ride time at Millennium Force, Raptor, and Magnum as big crowds are not expected. Also on the 16th through 18th, there will be a boat show in the Marina, and the Johnsonville Big Grill tour will stop at CP that weekend too. It will also be the last weekend Soak City is scheduled to be open, so if you love water fun, you may be in luck!
However, take note that Top Thrill Dragster is eperiencing some mechanical issues, and may possibly be closed for the remainder of 2005.
You might think that Cedar Point may be a lot to handle, but for those who want more, Geauga Lake is a great side item, or a trip within itself. Less than 5 hours from Cincinnati, and located southeast of Cleveland, Geauga Lake has an impressive collection of coasters, both wood and steel, as well as some flat rides from intense to light, and even a monorail! There's X-Flight, the region's only lay-down flying coaster, and Dominator, a great looping coaster where riders are placed right above the track, but without the standard floor found in most coaster trains. Don't miss the Big Dipper, the oldest operating coaster in Ohio (1925), and ride in the front of the classic trains for some of the best airtime around! General admission is only $24.99, which is a great deal great noting the 10 coasters and many more rides and attractions Geauga has to offer.
Also, if you're there this coming weekend, check out the 25th annual Oktoberfest, the park's version of this German classic!
Before you go, check out the websites or call the parks for more information, such as pricing and hours - you might just get an experience unlike one offered during the typical hot summer day.
This does not mean, however, that you have to wait until next year to enjoy your favorite coasters, thrill rides, and pleasure rides.
Paramount's Kings Island is closed to the public and season passholders on September weekends due to company buy-outs, which have been typical for decades. PKI however will reopen in October for FearFest on Friday and Saturday nights, and Nick-or-Treat on daylight hours Saturday and Sundays . Hours are: 5pm-Midnight on Fridays (excluding Sep. 30), 10am-Midnight on Saturdays, and 10am-8pm on Sundays.
And for those procastinators, the first weekend of November (5-6), the park will be open 10am-6pm (both Sat and Sun.)
However, if you can't wait until October, there are three places to get your thrills in on September weekends. Closest to Cincinnati is Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville, which has good coasters and thrill rides like Chang, Thunder Run, Greezed Lightnin', Twisted Twins, and more. Six Flags will be open to the public Saturdays and Sundays in September and October, and Fridays in October (also on Sep. 30)
If you seek even more, Cedar Point in Sandusky, OH is a great option. CP is open Friday evenings, as well as Saturdays and Sundays. A good time to go is this coming weekend (16-18), which is a "bonus weekend," in between the regular operating season, and HalloWeekends, which begins on the 23rd. On Fridays, some less popular rides may be closed (as some college student employees are commuting to Sandusky for the weekend) - but this makes for good ride time at Millennium Force, Raptor, and Magnum as big crowds are not expected. Also on the 16th through 18th, there will be a boat show in the Marina, and the Johnsonville Big Grill tour will stop at CP that weekend too. It will also be the last weekend Soak City is scheduled to be open, so if you love water fun, you may be in luck!
However, take note that Top Thrill Dragster is eperiencing some mechanical issues, and may possibly be closed for the remainder of 2005.
You might think that Cedar Point may be a lot to handle, but for those who want more, Geauga Lake is a great side item, or a trip within itself. Less than 5 hours from Cincinnati, and located southeast of Cleveland, Geauga Lake has an impressive collection of coasters, both wood and steel, as well as some flat rides from intense to light, and even a monorail! There's X-Flight, the region's only lay-down flying coaster, and Dominator, a great looping coaster where riders are placed right above the track, but without the standard floor found in most coaster trains. Don't miss the Big Dipper, the oldest operating coaster in Ohio (1925), and ride in the front of the classic trains for some of the best airtime around! General admission is only $24.99, which is a great deal great noting the 10 coasters and many more rides and attractions Geauga has to offer.
Also, if you're there this coming weekend, check out the 25th annual Oktoberfest, the park's version of this German classic!
Before you go, check out the websites or call the parks for more information, such as pricing and hours - you might just get an experience unlike one offered during the typical hot summer day.
SPORTS! - Upcoming Events, Fall 2004
Fall is coming and that means time for football, and even more exciting baseball, and I will be on hand to see some of these great events and places...
Michigan Football
Michigan Stadium
Saturday, September 17
This Saturday, my first ever visit to the Big House, the Wolverines host Eastern Michigan, who lost to the Cincinnati Bearcats in the opening game in Nippert Stadium. (This is a coincidence that I am going to the game against Eastern.) I do have my ticket, but parking will be a task...
"As usual" I have combined this trip with one to Cedar Point the night before, then out east to Cleveland and Geauga Lake after the game, and back to Cedar Point on Sunday.
St. Louis Cardinals vs. Cincinnati Reds
Busch Stadium
Friday, September 30
This will be my second (and last) visit to historic Busch Stadium, during its final regular season series. Thanks to the efforts of LaRussa, Pujols, Edmonds, Eckstein, Carpenter and the rest of the Redbirds, it will not be their last series there, and I bet they will keep the wrecking crews waiting until after the World Series.
The morning after "There's got to be a morning after," I will be heading back east to Holiday World for the CoasterBuzz Fall Affair. It will be the first enthusiast event since Stark Raven Mad 2003, and be a 'test event' for HW as they will host the ACE Coaster Con in 2007. Oh, and they are building the Voyage for 2006, their third wood coaster, which will be a hit, just like their last two.
The Reds and Cardinals also at: Great American Ball Park, September 20-22, which I'll try to go to at least one game, maybe when Carpenter is pitching and/or the untelevised game on Thursday 22.
Indianapolis Colts vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
RCA Dome
Monday, November 28
Two of my favorite NFL teams in one game, although I edge toward the horse team.
Michigan Football
Michigan Stadium
Saturday, September 17
This Saturday, my first ever visit to the Big House, the Wolverines host Eastern Michigan, who lost to the Cincinnati Bearcats in the opening game in Nippert Stadium. (This is a coincidence that I am going to the game against Eastern.) I do have my ticket, but parking will be a task...
"As usual" I have combined this trip with one to Cedar Point the night before, then out east to Cleveland and Geauga Lake after the game, and back to Cedar Point on Sunday.
St. Louis Cardinals vs. Cincinnati Reds
Busch Stadium
Friday, September 30
This will be my second (and last) visit to historic Busch Stadium, during its final regular season series. Thanks to the efforts of LaRussa, Pujols, Edmonds, Eckstein, Carpenter and the rest of the Redbirds, it will not be their last series there, and I bet they will keep the wrecking crews waiting until after the World Series.
The morning after "There's got to be a morning after," I will be heading back east to Holiday World for the CoasterBuzz Fall Affair. It will be the first enthusiast event since Stark Raven Mad 2003, and be a 'test event' for HW as they will host the ACE Coaster Con in 2007. Oh, and they are building the Voyage for 2006, their third wood coaster, which will be a hit, just like their last two.
The Reds and Cardinals also at: Great American Ball Park, September 20-22, which I'll try to go to at least one game, maybe when Carpenter is pitching and/or the untelevised game on Thursday 22.
Indianapolis Colts vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
RCA Dome
Monday, November 28
Two of my favorite NFL teams in one game, although I edge toward the horse team.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
NOTICE - PLEASE READ
Attention readers:
I have set up the AAblog as a chance to post news, events, pictures, and opinion as an extension of the Allen Arena website.
You are encouraged to post comments to my blog entries as long as they:
A) Are done in reasonable civil manner. If you wish to criticize, please use reason and logic.
B) Reply to the topic on hand.
C) Are not spam posts: self-promoting or are soliciting another website or product.
Violations of these guidelines will be dealt with and reported. I reserve the right to block comments on posts and/or to suspend the AAblog when I feel it is necessary, and/or without notice. Spam posts may be deleted!
AGAIN, THIS IS NOT YOUR CHANCE TO SOLICIT YOUR PRODUCT.
T. Allen
I have set up the AAblog as a chance to post news, events, pictures, and opinion as an extension of the Allen Arena website.
You are encouraged to post comments to my blog entries as long as they:
A) Are done in reasonable civil manner. If you wish to criticize, please use reason and logic.
B) Reply to the topic on hand.
C) Are not spam posts: self-promoting or are soliciting another website or product.
Violations of these guidelines will be dealt with and reported. I reserve the right to block comments on posts and/or to suspend the AAblog when I feel it is necessary, and/or without notice. Spam posts may be deleted!
AGAIN, THIS IS NOT YOUR CHANCE TO SOLICIT YOUR PRODUCT.
T. Allen
Friday, September 02, 2005
SPORTS!!!!! - 2005 NL award choices
as predicted by Thos. Allen and The Allen Company
Cy Young - Chris Carpenter, Cardinals
Manager - Tony La Russa, Cardinals
MVP - Albert Pujols*, Cardinals
Rookie - Jeff Francoeur, Braves
*Note to Bill Cunningham, it's "POO-holes," not "PO-holtz" or "POL-holz!"
Cy Young - Chris Carpenter, Cardinals
Manager - Tony La Russa, Cardinals
MVP - Albert Pujols*, Cardinals
Rookie - Jeff Francoeur, Braves
*Note to Bill Cunningham, it's "POO-holes," not "PO-holtz" or "POL-holz!"
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Looking ahead: What's new in Coasters and Parks for 2006
It's later in the amusement park season, so that usually means that announcements for next year are taking place. Here's what's in store for 2006:
Today Six Flags over Georgia near Atlanta announced GOLIATH, a massive B&M hyper coaster to be located near the front of the park, and will intertwine with (although dwarf) another B&M masterpiece, the Georgia Scorcher stand-up. For years I've wanted to go to Atlanta, also to check out the city and the MARTA system - this is now a better reason, with 2006.
In July, Holiday World in Santa Claus, Indiana unveiled the Thanksgiving theme area, featuring The Voyage, a wooden coaster by the Gravity Group. It will be the world's third longest and fastest wood coaster, the coaster with the most airtime, and feature tunnels and 90-degree banking. Building an exciting, highly-rated wood coaster is nothing new to Holiday World, with Raven (1995) and Legend (2000) having been rated in the top 5 wood coaster ratings for years, and the same staff responsible for those two, formerly of the now defunct Custom Coasters International, on hand for more legendary airtime and laterals with GG.
Not long after Beech Bend Amusement Park in Bowling Green, Kentucky will add a wooden twister designed by Great Coasters International, Inc. Not yet named, the park is having a naming contest, and the design is loosely based on the famed Rye Playland Airplane Coaster. Being about 2.5 from Holiday World, Beech Bend will make for a great add-on for the coaster lovers that are drawn to Santa Claus for the Voyage's opening in 2006, as well as the 2007 CoasterCon (co-hosted by Holiday World and Kings Island).
Paramount's Kings Dominion will get their own edition of The Italian Job: Stunt Track. The ride layout is unknown, so it will be a guess on whether the PKD version will be similar to the two that opened this year at Kings Island and Canada's Wonderland, or a new layout. It will be built on the former site of the Diamond Falls water ride.
Disney's Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World will open Expedition Everest, to be completed next year in time for CoasterCon 2006. Designed by Vekoma (improved), the project will be $100 million.
While it is doubtful that a coaster will be built there in 2006, Geauga Lake in Aurora, Ohio will complete the second and final phase of its new Wildwater Kingdom waterpark. The old Hurricane Hannah's water park will close and most likely be redeveloped into new attractions for its third year under Cedar Fair ownership. Mr. Hyde's Nasty Fall is for sale, and has in recent times been closed.
Another Cedar Fair property, Worlds of Fun near Kansas City, will add a patriotically-inspired steel inverted coaster by B&M.
The chain's signature park, Cedar Point is sure to add something new. While it has been announced $2 million in improvements to the rooms at Castaway Bay indoor waterpark resort, as well as the sale of Demon Drop, something new is expected to attract the thrill-seekers and families to America's Roller Coast!
Before I sign off, I'm sure Paramount's Kings Island has something exciting for families, namely the younger ones, but until then, the park is getting ready for this year's FearFest and the return of WinterFest in November and December.
For more information on these and other projects, check out the Roller Coaster Database.
Today Six Flags over Georgia near Atlanta announced GOLIATH, a massive B&M hyper coaster to be located near the front of the park, and will intertwine with (although dwarf) another B&M masterpiece, the Georgia Scorcher stand-up. For years I've wanted to go to Atlanta, also to check out the city and the MARTA system - this is now a better reason, with 2006.
In July, Holiday World in Santa Claus, Indiana unveiled the Thanksgiving theme area, featuring The Voyage, a wooden coaster by the Gravity Group. It will be the world's third longest and fastest wood coaster, the coaster with the most airtime, and feature tunnels and 90-degree banking. Building an exciting, highly-rated wood coaster is nothing new to Holiday World, with Raven (1995) and Legend (2000) having been rated in the top 5 wood coaster ratings for years, and the same staff responsible for those two, formerly of the now defunct Custom Coasters International, on hand for more legendary airtime and laterals with GG.
Not long after Beech Bend Amusement Park in Bowling Green, Kentucky will add a wooden twister designed by Great Coasters International, Inc. Not yet named, the park is having a naming contest, and the design is loosely based on the famed Rye Playland Airplane Coaster. Being about 2.5 from Holiday World, Beech Bend will make for a great add-on for the coaster lovers that are drawn to Santa Claus for the Voyage's opening in 2006, as well as the 2007 CoasterCon (co-hosted by Holiday World and Kings Island).
Paramount's Kings Dominion will get their own edition of The Italian Job: Stunt Track. The ride layout is unknown, so it will be a guess on whether the PKD version will be similar to the two that opened this year at Kings Island and Canada's Wonderland, or a new layout. It will be built on the former site of the Diamond Falls water ride.
Disney's Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World will open Expedition Everest, to be completed next year in time for CoasterCon 2006. Designed by Vekoma (improved), the project will be $100 million.
While it is doubtful that a coaster will be built there in 2006, Geauga Lake in Aurora, Ohio will complete the second and final phase of its new Wildwater Kingdom waterpark. The old Hurricane Hannah's water park will close and most likely be redeveloped into new attractions for its third year under Cedar Fair ownership. Mr. Hyde's Nasty Fall is for sale, and has in recent times been closed.
Another Cedar Fair property, Worlds of Fun near Kansas City, will add a patriotically-inspired steel inverted coaster by B&M.
The chain's signature park, Cedar Point is sure to add something new. While it has been announced $2 million in improvements to the rooms at Castaway Bay indoor waterpark resort, as well as the sale of Demon Drop, something new is expected to attract the thrill-seekers and families to America's Roller Coast!
Before I sign off, I'm sure Paramount's Kings Island has something exciting for families, namely the younger ones, but until then, the park is getting ready for this year's FearFest and the return of WinterFest in November and December.
For more information on these and other projects, check out the Roller Coaster Database.
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